I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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