They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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