We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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