i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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