Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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