please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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