butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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