***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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