Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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