he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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