Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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