I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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