Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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