in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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