He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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