Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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