Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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