Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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