Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

We should go out drinking together soon

(734): View more from Michigan

I'm still not going to have sex with you

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(518): View more from New York

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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(773): View more from Illinois

Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

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No promises.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls

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(807): View more from Ontario

he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants

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(605): View more from South Dakota

My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this

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