Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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