Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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