GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
