Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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