Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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