even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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