Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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