Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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