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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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