if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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