I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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