Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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