so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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