I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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