i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Are my feet made of real feet?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My vagina is officially offended.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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