508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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