It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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