New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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