he thought i was a dude.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
