i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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