I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Randomize
