Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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