Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I skipped work to stalk him.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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