Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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