i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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