he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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