yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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