you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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