Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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