I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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