dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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