i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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