This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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