So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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