so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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